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May 16, 2004
FOR HONOR -- TROY.
The official I'm-not-gay-but-that-Brad-Pitt-sure-is-a-good-looking-guy film. Pitt is golden and buffed and naked half the time as he battles against the armies of Troy so that he can be remembered. The fight scenes are pretty cool. The thousand ships sailing to get Helen back are pretty cool. The boys are hot, the girls are hot, Saffron Burroughs is there, Julie Christie is even there. It was fun for a summer film. Probably too "educational" for a lot of summer movie fans.