1977

July 5, 2004
Showtime
USA
English
89 minutes

For They Shall Inherit The Earth...Sooner Than You Think -- EMPIRE OF THE ANTS.

You know when there's a movie you remember from your childhood with complete joy and then you sit down and see how great it was, even all these years later? This was not that movie. I can't believe that I once thought this was the coolest thing ever. Terrible from start to finish. Notable only because of the wacky fashions that the characters wore, and the appearance of both Joan Collins and the boss on CHiPs.